Smokers have no sense of smell

I'm driving home from picking up some food and I notice a big puff of smoke drift out the window of the car in front of me. A few seconds later, the pot smell hits me. It's strong. The light changes and we drive off, but the smell doesn't leave. After a minute I'm getting paranoid, the smell isn't going away and I'm going to have people in my car tomorrow. Will they think I smoked pot? I roll down all the windows to air out the interior, but the plumes of smoke keep coming out of the car in front of me straight into my truck. It's not a long drive from 83 to the entrance of my development, but it was seriously like an episode straight outta' Cheech and Chong.

As I look back over the experience it makes me think about how badly I must have reeked of pot smoke when I got home at night... how I always assumed that rolling down the car windows would eliminate the odor preventing detection if I got pulled over by the cops. Wrong. Cigarette smoke is one thing (yeah I said it... you guys stink), but pot smoke is just another level. When you smoke a joint in the car and walk into a meeting, we all know. I'm not preachin' I'm just sayin', "You ain't foolin' anybody, yo."

Yes, I'm aware that my e-Cig vapor smells like crack. Get over it.