In an attempt to show me that he/she isn't as freaky as I've been claiming my friend asked me to try the following search on Amazon... I'm looking for someone (a woman is preferred, but that's open for discussion) who wants to get down while wearing the squirrel mask. Get that nut ::rimshot::
I just noticed that the recommended age for most of the masks is 15-19 years old. Now I understand why people married their high school sweethearts! If I'd dated a girl back then who had a few of these buried in her closet we'd have a dozen kids by now....