I'm a genius

Sears is coming to take a look at my washing machine tomorrow. Hopefully it can be fixed instead of scrapped. While they are there I'm also going to have them look at my oven. I can turn it on and adjust the temperature, but I can't turn it off. The first time this happened I was panicked. I tried pushing all the buttons, but nothing worked. I don't have much experience with ovens. I'm a range top cook. The only thing I ever make in the oven are pot pies. The oven is also good for heating up left over chicken wings. That's the extent of my oven use. Anyway, when I couldn't shut the oven off I was bugging out...

Is it going to overheat?

Will the house blow up?

This is very bad.

Should I call the fire department?

I know.

I'll shut the gas valve.

But then I can't use the range top.

Grr.

Well, it's better than blowing up the house... I guess.

The people diagonal from me have a kid now!

Wait, the house isn't going to blow up. People cook turkeys for hours and hours.

How do I shut this thing off?!!!

I know.

I'll pull the plug!

Wait... why pull the plug?

::insert brilliant idea lightbulb::

I'll just shut off the circuit breaker!

::close brilliant idea lightbulb::

Wrong one. Wrong one. Wrong one. Wrong one. Bingo!

And that, ladies and gentlemen is how I saved the world...