Just like a night at the diner

Bouncing around and stumbled across this from Failbook. I can only imagine what kind of hilarity this would ensue if it came up one night at the diner:

Birth control pills should probably be made for men. Doesn't it make more sense to unload the gun then shoot it at a bullet proof vest? Real talk. - Unknown

 

Then again, it's way more fun to watch someone wearing a vest get hit with bullets ;) Yeah porn! Hang loose dude... YOLO!