I'm at the airport and the sports bar in the terminal is pretty jam packed. There is only one bartender and he's having a hard time: mixing drinks, stocking the bar, pouring beers, putting away glasses, etc. I raise my voice to get his attention. All I want is a glass of water, but when he looks at me exasperated I say, "Diet coke" instead. This might seem retarded to you, the reader, but to me it made perfect sense. Diet coke isn't sexy like Guiness or a Yuengling, but at least it's a purchase. Water is free and for some reason I felt foolish taking him away from managing the chaos behind the bar to get me a glass of H2O.
I dunno... anyway, I haven't had diet code in a year or so and it's kinda gross. The blogger app still sucks and has totally sucked the life out me and any laugh you might have gotten from this story had I been able to type properly 8P
