As most of my friends are aware, if I’m calling you then I’m
probably in the car. Last night I was speaking to someone while on my way home
and made a pit stop at a fast food place to grab something to eat. I decided to
pull into a parking spot before ordering rather than interrupt the conversation
(My friend’s cat was killed by a car). A few minutes after I parked another car pulls
in next to me with the radio playing salsa music (or something). Were these the
cat killers? I don’t know. Anyway, their music was louder than it should’ve
been when you're parked next to someone so I rolled up my windows and continued
talking.
I’ll never know why for sure, but their music got louder
shortly after I rolled up my windows. I’m guessing that the guys in the car
noticed I rolled everything up and wanted to be jerks. Well kids, they picked
the wrong guy… in the wrong car. I tell my friend that I’ll call him back in 5
minutes. I load up Shot Caller by French Montana, set everything the way I want
it, let the intro play, roll down the windows and turn it up… all the way up. I
completely drown out the salsa. Then I look down into their car and wait. As soon
as I saw someone in their car touch the radio I immediately lowered mine and yelled
“Lower the fuckin’ radio!”
They rolled up their windows and left. Owned.
Then I ordered food and called my friend back about the cat. I'm good like that ;)
