Diverticulitis

So I've been in the hospital since early Thursday morning. I'm in pain and all I want is a blow job... go figure?!

I'm writing this from my phone so the details will have to wait, but I will mention that the doctor confirms all those gurgling noises and phantom left side pains through the years were from the fuckin hole in my intestine! Hah

Vape life!! Hospital contraband :)