Thursday, March 29, 2012

Seriously, the fuckin world is coming to an end

While playing with the new Google tool bar I stumble across the games section and notice that #17 in the top paid Android games is called "Roll A Joint." While the idea of putting a phone to my mouth and inhaling like I'm smoking a joint is a bit gay I can appreciate the novelty of such an app for those in the 13-23 age bracket. As I was about to close the browser I noticed the "more by this developer" section and saw the "Nose Candy" game. Really?! Well, apparently the Miyans were correct. The world is going to end this year. Tomorrow, I'm going to sell the condo and all my stocks. I don't need to win $500 million in the lottery tomorrow, because I'll be hard pressed to spend the $500,000 before the world ends this December.

::shakin my head::