Mike's take on Asians

I'm driving with my friend to a meeting the other day and this Asian guy pulls out of a parking lot directly perpendicular in front of me. He's blocking traffic and completely filling our field of vision so we're both looking at him. After about a minute:

Mike says, "Chinese people are aliens."
Me, "How do you know he's illegal?"
Mike, "I don't mean illegal. I mean they're from another planet... that's why they don't know how to act."
Me, ::pause:: I'm silent while I contemplate his observation::pause::
Me, (while I burst out laughing) "You're an idiot."

Asian culture is much different then western culture. For example:

Could this be anyone other than an Asian guy? Did you really have to look at his features or did the weird sex act thing immediately make you think of Asians? The school girl thing embraced by both men and women... enough said.
How about this: Asian spitting problem and another and for the finale so while it's not PC, in this case, maybe he's right :)