Keep out

I've come to realize that when I have people over my place it gets dirtier than usual. I'm okay with cleaning up my own stuff, but when others track dirt into my place it's not okay. I got to thinking about the lottery system I was going to put in place when I bought St. Thomas after the power ball drawing... from this point forward, no one is allowed over unless you're completely hairless, bring brand new slippers to wear in place of your shoes, and agree not to use the bathroom - agree not to eat / drink anything - and agree to take any / all garbage that you generate and/or create while here away with you at the time of departure. All of this applies unless you're one of my parents OR a female supermodel. If you're one of the people who fall into the "exceptions category" then you may e-mail me for an application to the condo visit lottery. Confirmed e-mail addresses and dated full body pictures at a resolution of 2000 x 1200 pixels are required. For example:

I heart Catherine Bell. She's 42 years old. God, I'm out of shape lol

This is post 149!